Game Review 2/11/09 – (DAL vs PHX)

by Chelsea

When All Else Fails, Juggle Lines:

 
“Dude. What’re you doing?”
“I’m taking a faceoff.”
“Seriously?”
“Coach told me I’m centering this line.”
“You’re joking. Tipp?”
“You’ll be on his left wing, and I’m trying Turco out on his right.”
Turco “But I haven’t played anything other than goalie in over twenty years.”
“Yeah, but over 50% of players surveyed thought you’d be the goaltender best suited to play forward-“
Turco “Alright, alright, I get it. Let me take this goalie gear off?”
Tippett “No time! Just trade sticks with Petersen there so he can get in net.”
Petersen  
“So in Swedish it’s..?”
Idiotiskt.
“Right… idiotiskt. This is idiotiskt.”
“Ja.”

 

SHR +/-:

Matt Niskanen: one for trying to clean up Sydor’s mess; +1
Mike Modano: minus-one for having 4 GV, minus-two for being completely unable to finish on some prime scoring chances, but one for trying anyway; -2
Krys Barch: one for the fight, two for dominating it, and one for good timing in picking it; +4
Brian Sutherby: one for the.. scuffle, minus-one for losing it, and minus-one for the dumb penalty; -1
Steve Ott: one for delivering 6 hits; +1
Marty Turco: two for solid effort; +2
Joel Lundqvist: one for delivering 6 hits; +1
Darryl Sydor: minus-one for prodding delicately at the Coyote with the puck instead of trying to take the man or said puck, and minus-two for the goal that was scored immediately after; -3
Mike Ribeiro: one for delivering 6 hits; +1
Brad Richards: one for leading in SOG with 8; +1
Fabian Brunnstrom: one yay! point for not being too hurt to play; +1

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2 Comments to “Game Review 2/11/09 – (DAL vs PHX)”

  1. Ahhhhh!! That was too funny! When I first saw that picture of Niskie, I had to read the caption to know who it was.

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